Hey, brother. I almost laughed when I saw your picture and explanation about driving a truck. Why? Funny coincidence is that I am a Dispatcher for a small Limousine company in New Jersey while living in Kyiv. Although I doubt I will ever make more than a few bucks as a writer. Oh, and check out the song "Bob Dylan's 115th Dream" you'll love the ending about Columbus and a truck. Keep on truckin....